In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
(via epitaphforadarlinglady)
(Source: greasy-tony, via cigaretteash)
(Source: jayremenshnieder)
(Source: citylightsfallingforthesea, via chafingthecarrot)
(Source: 5271, via clairefisher)
(Source: c0kem0dels, via profanecult)
actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
Cosmo really wants their readers to get UTIs.
i read that as ‘sure probs’
as in ‘sure, this’ll probably work, whatever, i don’t fucking know’
“The sugary texture of your tongue will add an interesting new dimension”
I’m not putting any food on a nob thank you very much.
“yo ladies, here’s an idea: dick donut. just gonna drop that on you. stick a dick in a donut and watch the night get crazy. aight peace” -cosmopolitan magazine, a nationally distributed publication
It’s Cosmo people, are you surprised? The magazine is literally all articles about how to tie a ponytail and tips on sucking dick.
man I dunno the only magazines I read when I was teenager were SPIN and WIRED
#then again #sticking my dick in a Radiohead CD wasn’t a great idea either
god dammit Ian
(Source: hellomynameissteph, via hycfxduisknbfhjr)
YDAD + MY DRUNK KITCHEN= WORLD PEACE (of pizza…… please?.. for reals guyz, who’s got pizza?)
YAY Hannah Hart!
As always.. shot, edited, and redonked up on by Grace Helbig!
Fucking awesome. AND THE PUNS OMG
Yeaaassss
(via wolfmantooth)
